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Dm: /* Rogue */

2022-03-05T22:40:53Z

‎Rogue

Dm: /* Warrior */

2018-02-21T23:33:47Z

‎Warrior

Dm: /* Cleric */

2018-02-21T23:31:33Z

‎Cleric

Dm: /* Warrior */

2018-02-21T23:22:53Z

‎Warrior

Dm: /* Warrior */

2018-02-21T20:05:40Z

‎Warrior

Dm: /* Warrior */

2018-02-21T18:32:46Z

‎Warrior

Dm: /* Warrior */

2018-02-21T17:57:52Z

‎Warrior

Dm: /* Fighter */

2018-02-21T17:01:07Z

‎Fighter

Dm: Created page with "The only thing more dangerous than an asshole is a trained asshole. This is to let you know who to hide from and why. ==Fighter== ==Cleric== ==Rogue== ==Wizard=="

2018-02-13T15:55:52Z

Created page with "The only thing more dangerous than an asshole is a trained asshole. This is to let you know who to hide from and why. ==Fighter== ==Cleric== ==Rogue== ==Wizard=="

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The only thing more dangerous than an asshole is a trained asshole. This is to let you know who to hide from and why.

==Fighter==

==Cleric==

==Rogue==

==Wizard==

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:40, 5 March 2022
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	==Rogue==		==Rogue==
		+	Rogue is just cultural appropriation for Goblin to be honest. It's not a job, it's a way of life!

	==Wizard==		==Wizard==

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 Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind.
-Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric, too yellow to Fighter. They so yellow that yellow actually comes out of them. I mean seriously, "I don't hit hard enough God help me! I gettin hit to much God help me! I bleeding too much God help me!" Fuckers can't finish a fight without GodMode. Here is what you do with them, flip their full plate armored asses on their back and poke them with a sharp stick like the turtles they are.
+Every sorry fuck Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric, too yellow to Fighter. They so yellow that yellow actually comes out of them. I mean seriously, "I don't hit hard enough God help me! I gettin hit too much God help me! I bleeding too much God help me!" Fuckers can't finish a fight without GodMode. Here is what you do with them, flip their full plate armored asses on their back and poke them with a sharp stick like the turtles they are.
 Now Ranger, these guys are dangerous. Not only do they actually study how to kill somebody, they study how to FIND them and they are damned artists at putting one between your eyes. Anybody who will not only smell your crap but taste it to figure out which bush you used to wipe I don't want to mess with.

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 Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric, too yellow to Fighter. They so yellow that yellow actually comes out of them. I mean seriously, "I don't hit hard enough God help me! I gettin hit to much God help me! I bleeding too much God help me!" Fuckers can't finish a fight without GodMode. Here is what you do with them, flip their full plate armored asses on their back and poke them with a sharp stick like the turtles they are.
-Ranger
+Now Ranger, these guys are dangerous. Not only do they actually study how to kill somebody, they study how to FIND them and they are damned artists at putting one between your eyes. Anybody who will not only smell your crap but taste it to figure out which bush you used to wipe I don't want to mess with.
 Monks are just asking for it. You think "Hey thats an easy mark, no blades anywhere" and next thing you know you got a foot halfway up your mud squirter. Thing about them is they don't have nothing worth taking anyhow so best to just leave them alone to begin with. Also, if they look blind then roll an Ogre at them cuz watching a blind monk obliterate a giant is a damn spectator sport I tell you what.

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 Ranger
-Monk
+Monks are just asking for it. You think "Hey thats an easy mark, no blades anywhere" and next thing you know you got a foot halfway up your mud squirter. Thing about them is they don't have nothing worth taking anyhow so best to just leave them alone to begin with. Also, if they look blind then roll an Ogre at them cuz watching a blind monk obliterate a giant is a damn spectator sport I tell you what.
 ==Cleric==

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 Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind.
-Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric
+Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric, too yellow to Fighter. They so yellow that yellow actually comes out of them. I mean seriously, "I don't hit hard enough God help me! I gettin hit to much God help me! I bleeding too much God help me!" Fuckers can't finish a fight without GodMode. Here is what you do with them, flip their full plate armored asses on their back and poke them with a sharp stick like the turtles they are.
 ==Cleric==

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 Monks are just asking for it. You think "Hey thats an easy mark, no blades anywhere" and next thing you know you got a foot halfway up your mud squirter. Thing about them is they don't have nothing worth taking anyhow so best to just leave them alone to begin with. Also, if they look blind then roll an Ogre at them cuz watching a blind monk obliterate a giant is a damn spectator sport I tell you what.
-==Cleric==
+==Diviners==
 ==Rogue==
 ==Wizard==

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:57, 21 February 2018
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	Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind.		Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind.
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		+	Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric

	==Cleric==		==Cleric==

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 The only thing more dangerous than an asshole is a trained asshole. This is to let you know who to hide from and why.
-==Fighter==
+==Warrior==
 ==Cleric==