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‎Fey

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‎Inbred

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‎Dwarfy

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‎Orcy

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‎Orcy

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‎Fey

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‎Fey

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‎Human

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‎Human

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==Human==

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 Elves lie. Straight up. They live longest, they figure they can get away with it. They are the worst book-burners on the planet. Oh sure, they talk about "infectious evil" and "forbidden knowledge" but they know what they are doing. It ain't true to them unless they wrote it, and they don't write true.
-Here's your best proof, they will tell you to your face that Goblins are Orcy. You know what you find if you go into the deep of the feywild? Goblins! Boggarts and Redcaps and Gremlins and Huldus. We are shoved into holes by the pointy eared bigots of the Seelie. Your gas don't smell like sandalwood they disown you.
+Here's your best proof, they will tell you to your face that Goblins are Orcy. You know what you find if you go into the deep of the feywild? Goblins! Boggarts and Redcaps and Gremlins and Huldus. We are shoved into holes by the pointy eared bigots of the Seelie. If your gas don't smell like sandalwood they disown you.
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		+	Seriously, humans will fuck anything. ANYthing. Horse people, goat people, I hear around the Cheyenne valley they have seen sheep people.

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 Elves lie. Straight up. They live longest, they figure they can get away with it. They are the worst book-burners on the planet. Oh sure, they talk about "infectious evil" and "forbidden knowledge" but they know what they are doing. It ain't true to them unless they wrote it, and they don't write true.
-Here's your best proof, they will tell you to your face that Goblins are Orcy. You know what you find if you go into the deep of the feywild? Goblins!
+Here's your best proof, they will tell you to your face that Goblins are Orcy. You know what you find if you go into the deep of the feywild? Goblins! Boggarts and Redcaps and Gremlins and Huldus. We are shoved into holes by the pointy eared bigots of the Seelie. Your gas don't smell like sandalwood they disown you.
 ==Orcy==

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		+	Elves lie. Straight up. They live longest, they figure they can get away with it. They are the worst book-burners on the planet. Oh sure, they talk about "infectious evil" and "forbidden knowledge" but they know what they are doing. It ain't true to them unless they wrote it, and they don't write true.
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		+	Here's your best proof, they will tell you to your face that Goblins are Orcy. You know what you find if you go into the deep of the feywild? Goblins!

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-These guys are assholes. We work for them because they the only ones who don't shoot us in the eye for looking at them but seriously, JERKS. Orc lose a fight, first thing he look for is a Gobby to kick. I have to wear a cup to work because of these pricks.
+These guys are assholes. We work for them because they the only ones who don't shoot us in the eye for looking at them but seriously, JERKS. Orc lose a fight, first thing he looks for is a Gobby to kick. I have to wear a cup to work because of these pricks.
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-Humans suck. You know it, we know it. They measure morality by who has the shiniest armor, like having less shit on your shirt makes you the good guy. All they want to do is fuck anything that can't outrun them. Only reason there ain't no half-goblin is when they charge we make sure we outrun the orcs. They can call us cowards all they want, at least we ain't losing our black cherry to the "Manifest Destiny" bullshit.
+Humans suck. You know it, we know it. They measure morality by who has the shiniest armor, like having less shit on your shirt makes you the good guy. All they want to do is fuck anything that can't outrun them. Only reason there ain't no half-goblin is when they charge we make sure we outrun the orcs. They can call us cowards all they want, at least we ain't losing our black cherry to that "Manifest Destiny" bullshit.
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		+	Humans suck. You know it, we know it. They measure morality by who has the shiniest armor, like having less shit on your shirt makes you the good guy. All they want to do is fuck anything that can't outrun them. Only reason there ain't no half-goblin is when they charge we make sure we outrun the orcs. They can call us cowards all they want, at least we ain't losing our black cherry to the "Manifest Destiny" bullshit.

	==Fey==		==Fey==