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Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind. | Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind. | ||
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Revision as of 17:57, 21 February 2018
The only thing more dangerous than an asshole is a trained asshole. This is to let you know who to hide from and why.
Warrior
There's a couple different ways to make a rat dead, but when it comes down to it, nothing beats whacking him till he stops moving. That's the "noble way of the blade" as the elf pukes will tell you. Nothing noble about it, it's just *whack* *twitch* *whack* *twitch* *whack* *twitch* *whack* *dead*. You feel noble now, Charlie?
Fighter, now there's honest. I got a stick and I'm gonna hit ya with it. Nothing subtle, nothing false. No brain required.
Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind.
Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric
