Difference between revisions of "GA-Classes"

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The only thing more dangerous than an asshole is a trained asshole. This is to let you know who to hide from and why.

Warrior

There's a couple different ways to make a rat dead, but when it comes down to it, nothing beats whacking him till he stops moving. That's the "noble way of the blade" as the elf pukes will tell you. Nothing noble about it, it's just *whack* *twitch* *whack* *twitch* *whack* *twitch* *whack* *dead*. You feel noble now, Charlie?

Fighter, now there's honest. I got a stick and I'm gonna hit ya with it. Nothing subtle, nothing false. No brain required.

Barbarian? That's fighter plus crazy, how can that go wrong? Lots of big thick Orcs like to go with this one. Not my taste. Problem with being so mad you can't feel it? You can't feel when you are dead! No thank you mister barbarian trainer, I like having enough think left in me to know when to break wind and make wind.

Paladin can go straight to hell man. Too violent to Cleric, too yellow to Fighter. They so yellow that yellow actually comes out of them. I mean seriously, "I don't hit hard enough God help me! I gettin hit to much God help me! I bleeding too much God help me!" Fuckers can't finish a fight without GodMode. Here is what you do with them, flip their full plate armored asses on their back and poke them with a sharp stick like the turtles they are.

Ranger

Monks are just asking for it. You think "Hey thats an easy mark, no blades anywhere" and next thing you know you got a foot halfway up your mud squirter. Thing about them is they don't have nothing worth taking anyhow so best to just leave them alone to begin with. Also, if they look blind then roll an Ogre at them cuz watching a blind monk obliterate a giant is a damn spectator sport I tell you what.

Cleric

Rogue

Wizard